BOTH were right, of course. Protest is essential. But it's also a bit of a sport: it's easier, and more fun, to be against absolutely everything.
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BARRY TOOK reports to the hub of showbizland in a bid to discover if there's life in Mr. Big, the man who has to keep moving if the market's to stay where it is Hurricane Lew
The Subtle Secrets of Instant Creamy Trash
Author STANLEY REYNOLDS finally buttonholes Ken Shower, the power behind the commercial breaks
How they turned a likeable lad into Mr. Personality
The fabulous Jack Flash talks to KEITH WATERHOUSE
Everyone Knows de Trouble I Seen
Ls nothing, asks ALAN COREN, secret?
All for none, and none for all
MAH OOD looks at how the Irish will manage without the border when they eventually get a United lreland
Metaphysician, Heal Thyself !
Arriving unexpectedly in the Bahamas on Christmas Eve some years ago, transmigrated thither by the sudden whim of an editor, 1 was standing alone on the fringe of the airport, cupped in the sultry odoriferous, giant armpit of the night, and thinking- nobody but me knows where l am at this moment. A shadow detached itself from under a palm tree. " Hello, Alan," it said.
Germany Calling !
Continuing the adventures of the Great Palaeolithic Hero