We don’t want to lose you, but...

Getting the sack is bad enough, but filling the time while finding a new job can be even worse

Case No. 107/4/J(b)from the KEITH WATERHOUSE files

Punch's Nine-Point Guide to Retirement

Alan Brien suggests that one man's perk is another man's privilege

...but why is it always the Nazis who raise the most excited speculations on the part of historians and tellypundits? What about ail those other threats that have dotted our past?

Second of our series in which a team of hand-picked cynics suggests that Honesty ls The Best Policy is the biggest lie of all

Miles Kington explains the principles behind a brand-new science

"ln this uninhibited, attacking yet always fair piece, author FRANK DOUGHTY strips the veil of secrecy from the monsters of publishing and puts an unerring finger on their weaknesses. lt is bound to cause controversy, argument, even bitterness, yet we believe we are right to publish it at this time."