Christmas Number

Who Sets a Price On My True Love?

By Keith Waterhouse

Keith Waterhouse waves his Christmas bill

The Great Luxury Christmas Catalogue

By McMurtry

- Sounds - Travel - His and Hers - Music - Golden gossip - Watch dog - Centrepoint - Grand launch - Honours - Big-time television - Gibraltar

Are You Beady For Luxury ?

It's no use having all the things that money can buy if you can't take them for granted. Test yourself.

Is Luxury a Necessity?

By Alan Brien

ALAN BRIEN suggests that eventually you get what you want

Xmas Grange

By R.G.G. Price

R. G. G. PRICE provides a varied and exciting opening to an all-purpose Christmas Serial

Parrot and Two Veg

By Alan Coren

ALAN COREN cracks open a case of VAT 73

Christmas With the Stars

By Joseph McCulloch

That's the title of the dread BO-page sup- plement published by TV Times. lt has some strange omissions ...

The Jack Trevor Story Story

By Jack Trevor Story

Newreadersstarthere. (Every Saturday in the Guardian JACK TREVOR STORY writes one of the best columns around. One day his best pieces corne out as a book. Jack Trevor Story is asked by Punch to write a column saying what it looks like to him. He says he would be delighted.) Now read on.